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Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 18:54:50 GMT -5 Metsfan257 likes this

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Wine wankerism is a growing phenomena in Australia. The proliferation of post war migrants from southern Europe started the trend, the rise and rise of 1980's Yuppies bred up a whole generation of man bun wearing hipsters and Millenials, persons who would rather patronise a 'wine bar' and sidewalk cafes as opposed to a 'blood house' bar pumping out Çold Chisel on the juke box. Well the culture of boozing is changing, and bugger me sideways, Australia is now well regarded for producing world class wines, a far cry from the days of Chateau Humpty Doo, a wine with the bocquet of an Aboriginies armpit, and best served out of a gumboot.
Hell, we even invented the cardboard wine cask c/w the Goon Bag. If it wasnt for the goon bag, thousands of inhabitants of the dry Todd River bed in Alice Springs would be forced to sleep without a pillow.
I've been known to partake of the evil grape, particulary when there is a woman involved.....and I've done some in depth studies of some wine varieties well renowned 'leg opener' qualities....mind you, needs at least 2 bottles for this to become likely.
Some wine regions....

Wide Bay/Burnett, QLD ( Bundaberg )
www.boozebud.com/p/bundabergrum
I actually put this up as a salute/piss take for Australia's National Drink, The 'Sugarcane Champagne' of the North, Bundaberg Rum. Then I surprisingly found out there really are wine grapes grown in the southern parts of the region.
vineandshinetrail.com.au/region/wide-bay-burnett/

Barrossa Valley, SA ( Nurioopta )
southaustralia.com/destinations/barossa

Hunter Valley, NSW ( Cessnock )
www.australia.com/en/places/sydney-and-surrounds/guide-to-the-hunter-valley.html

Yarra Valley, VIC ( Coldstream )
wineyarravalley.com.au/

Margaret River, WA ( Witchcliff )
www.margaretriver.com/eat-drink/wineries/

Clare Valley, SA ( Clare )
www.australianwine.com/en-AU/our-places/south-australia/clare-valley-wine-region

North East Murray Valley, VIC ( Rutherglen )
wineregionsaustralia.com.au/victoria/rutherglen-wineries/

Granite Belt, QLD ( Stanthorpe )
granitebeltwinecountry.com.au/

Tamar Valley, TAS ( Launceston )
www.prestigetourstas.com.au/

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knot Legend Posts: 6,207 Location: Maragle, NSW, Australia (Riverina); South West Slopes; 35° 51′ 30.06″ S; 948 m (3,110 ft) AMSL	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 18:59:29 GMT -5 Ethereal and Metsfan257 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by knot on Oct 1, 2021 18:59:29 GMT -5 Stanthorpe I will add however that pretty much all of these could've used a Wiki climate table—I find it to be rather clogged-up with the four WZ tables for each location.
	"Below 40 degrees South, there is no Law; Below 50 degrees South, there is no Rescue; Below 60 degrees South, there is no Hope; Below 70 degrees South, there is no God." — Mariner's adage, 'Round Cape Horn

Beercules Legend Posts: 9,157 Location: Renmark, Antarctica	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 19:13:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Beercules on Oct 1, 2021 19:13:04 GMT -5 I just drink wine to get high. That is my sole goal. Bundaberg
	20th Century: White Australia Policy 21st Century: Yellow Australia Policy I have a very hard time believing your stool would have a higher alcohol content than your blood; if it were so, you'd get drunk off of your own shit inside your rectum - Babu 2021

St. Middleway Legend Posts: 9,073 Location: Iceland	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 19:35:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by St. Middleway on Oct 1, 2021 19:35:58 GMT -5 Launceston for the coolest summers.

jgtheone Administrator Posts: 9,480 Location: Melbourne, Australia Member is Online	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 19:48:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jgtheone on Oct 1, 2021 19:48:13 GMT -5 Rutherglen.

chesternz Legend Posts: 1,662	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 20:04:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chesternz on Oct 1, 2021 20:04:22 GMT -5 Bundaberg. Hunter Valley is also pretty good.

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Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 22:05:38 GMT -5

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Margaret River (Witchcliffe) easily for its wet winter, dry summer pattern with sensible temps all year round.

¡El pueblo unido HAMÁS será vencido!

Summer drought wanker in the ski/citrus zone of Georgia, DESTROYING polar foamers and monsoonal foamers with FACTS and LOGIC

Above 40 degrees north there is no spring warmth, above 50 degrees north there is no summer drought, above 60 degrees north there is no semblance of mildness, and above 70 degrees north there is only an icy hell — Metsfan’s adage, ‘round Cape May

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Oct 1, 2021 22:05:38 GMT -5 Metsfan257 said:

Margaret River (Witchcliffe) easily for its wet winter, dry summer pattern with sensible temps all year round.

Shut upo fagget. You know nothing about highland Aussie climates. Just go away into your LGA hole and never come back.

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Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 22:09:19 GMT -5

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Oct 1, 2021 22:06:59 GMT -5 antares said:

Oct 1, 2021 22:05:38 GMT -5 Metsfan257 said:

Margaret River (Witchcliffe) easily for its wet winter, dry summer pattern with sensible temps all year round.

Shut upo fagget. You know nothing about highland Aussie climates. Just go away into your LGA hole and never come back.

Lol, Witchcliffe is situated near the Indian Ocean coast at 292ftasl. Not a highland, nor are there any near it.

¡El pueblo unido HAMÁS será vencido!

Summer drought wanker in the ski/citrus zone of Georgia, DESTROYING polar foamers and monsoonal foamers with FACTS and LOGIC

Above 40 degrees north there is no spring warmth, above 50 degrees north there is no summer drought, above 60 degrees north there is no semblance of mildness, and above 70 degrees north there is only an icy hell — Metsfan’s adage, ‘round Cape May

Benfxmth Legend Posts: 8,800 Location: James City, NC	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 1, 2021 23:46:00 GMT -5 Ethereal likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Benfxmth on Oct 1, 2021 23:46:00 GMT -5 Cessnock for me
	"Above 40 degrees North, there is no Winter warmth; Above 50 degrees North, there is no Summer heat; Above 60 degrees North, there are no Thunderstorms; Above 70 degrees North, there is no Hope." — Benny Boy's adage. My PWS (5-min data): www.wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/KNCNEWBE221 CWOP: www.weather.gov/wrh/timeseries?site=g1763

Steelernation Supreme Legend Posts: 10,107 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 2, 2021 19:34:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Steelernation on Oct 2, 2021 19:34:04 GMT -5 Stanthorpe. It’s too mild but doesn’t have a winter wet season and none of the other places have interesting enough temps to overcome that.

Cadeau Legend Posts: 4,137 Location: 🇫🇷 Paris (Seoul atm)	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 6, 2021 17:47:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cadeau on Oct 6, 2021 17:47:58 GMT -5 Tamar Valley(Launceston), of course.
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Ethereal Legend Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather Posts: 2,387 Location: Sydney, Australia	Wine Wankers Australia Oct 6, 2021 21:18:33 GMT -5 Metsfan257 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ethereal on Oct 6, 2021 21:18:33 GMT -5 Hunter Valley. I agree with knot: Wikipedia climate tables are much more decipherable and preferable.

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Wine Wankers Australia Oct 6, 2021 22:07:46 GMT -5 Ethereal and jetshnl like this

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Oct 6, 2021 21:18:33 GMT -5 Ethereal said:

Hunter Valley.

I agree with knot: Wikipedia climate tables are much more decipherable and preferable.

I accept what yas both saying....me ? I prefer others, ie Weatherzone and/or BOM Climate Data Online, simply for more info, records etc, daily and monthlys, high and lows record maxs and mins etc.

And to see one example of a Wikibox, the Bundaberg one, is from the old PO site that closed in 1990.......of course interesting historically, but not current.
And the Nurioopta WZ data shows the record low max for the site ( 6.7c in July this year ) Its that sorta detail I like....

cawfeefan Legend Posts: 1,022 Location: Melbourne, Australia	Wine Wankers Australia Jul 21, 2023 6:06:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cawfeefan on Jul 21, 2023 6:06:03 GMT -5 Stanthorpe

CRISPR Legend Posts: 1,382 Location: Ulladulla, NSW, Australia	Wine Wankers Australia Jan 30, 2024 5:27:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CRISPR on Jan 30, 2024 5:27:36 GMT -5 Cessnock (B) for the best temps and a fair amount of rain and sunshine. Stanthorpe (B-), Margaret River (B-) and Bundaberg (B-) are also pretty good IMO

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