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Post by AJ1013 on Aug 29, 2018 13:53:11 GMT -5
I know a thread already exists to rate Caracas, Venezuela, but this one is different. Caracas, Venezuela IS perfection. well, almost. I mean come on, who wouldn't enjoy this deliciousness??? a climate so good you can run around naked 24/7 all year if you wanted to. enough rain that it isn't dry, but not so much rain that gets in the way. tons of thunderstorms during the summer to keep things interesting and exciting. fairly humid but not super humid. humidity is good for your skin and keeps you youthful  beautiful mountains and beautiful tropical vegetation. if, and i mean IF, i had to give negatives they would be small negatives: -not enough variation, my perfect dream would have about a 10°F spread between the coolest and warmest months, where Caracas is only a 4.5°F spread. -a bit more sunshine hours annually. 2500 is fine but 2800 would be ideal. -low latitude and somewhat high elevation means an increased risk of sun burn -coconut palms probably don't fruit well due to the cooler temperatures so i guess i'd prefer a few degrees warmer during the summer months but isn't Caracas awesome? no? too bad. its your dream climate even if you don't realize it. i give it a solid A. not perfect, so i can't give it an A+, but it is so far the climate on earth that is closest to perfection.  |
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Post by knot on Aug 29, 2018 16:28:34 GMT -5
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Post by alex992 on Aug 29, 2018 19:21:11 GMT -5
Ah, Sir Goochworthy. The Man, the myth, the idiot.
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Post by Wildcat on Aug 31, 2018 19:11:47 GMT -5
so awesome it breaks the rating scale and creates a rip in the time space continuum
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Post by AJ1013 on Mar 6, 2021 9:55:04 GMT -5
Clearly this thread has not received the attention it deserves. Caracas is the holy city, the center of all that is beautiful in the world. God makes his home here. Allah makes his home here. Jesus makes his home here. When you venture to Caracas you will be welcomed into the warm embrace of ecstacy and receive everything it is that you wish in life. Caracas has the best of everything which you can enjoy while nude and singing the praises of the almighty looking up at the beautiful and invigorating lipstick palms which you could easily use as lipstick but there is no need for lipstick due to the gentle caress of the warm humid highland tropical breeze. While frolicking in the sunshine in Caracas you will discover the true meaning of being, you will receive your energy from the perfection that surrounds you and all is right in the world. Because of how great Caracas is the country of Venezuela has shut down and pretended to be a bastion of poverty when in reality this is the work of the global jew organization because they want less people to be able to enjoy their glorious eden known as Caracas. In Caracas, if you are ever lucky enough to find yourself in this magnificent holy city you will instantly receive boundless joy and prosperity, never having to work another day in your life thanks to the climate that is nothing short of perfection never agin will you have to burden yourself with clothes letting your body be free and experience the utter joy and happiness the lord wishes you to have here in Caracas. The rains are gentle and invigorating and give way to a sun that will make your whole body glow and bestow upon you immortal life as the average lifespan here in Caracas is over four hundred and sixty seven point two years. There is no need for any human vices in Caracas given how god shines his sunny face upon the city, no need for material satisfaction in Caracas as you have already received everything you could possibly ever desire simply by being present in the home of the dalai lama and the sunshine and perfect temperatures of the city. Caracas is heaven, Caracas is the garden of eden and everything anyone in a mortal prison could ever dream of being freed into.
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Post by fæglèr on Mar 6, 2021 12:50:34 GMT -5
Clearly this thread has not received the attention it deserves. Caracas is the holy city, the center of all that is beautiful in the world. God makes his home here. Allah makes his home here. Jesus makes his home here. When you venture to Caracas you will be welcomed into the warm embrace of ecstacy and receive everything it is that you wish in life. Caracas has the best of everything which you can enjoy while nude and singing the praises of the almighty looking up at the beautiful and invigorating lipstick palms which you could easily use as lipstick but there is no need for lipstick due to the gentle caress of the warm humid highland tropical breeze. While frolicking in the sunshine in Caracas you will discover the true meaning of being, you will receive your energy from the perfection that surrounds you and all is right in the world. Because of how great Caracas is the country of Venezuela has shut down and pretended to be a bastion of poverty when in reality this is the work of the global jew organization because they want less people to be able to enjoy their glorious eden known as Caracas. In Caracas, if you are ever lucky enough to find yourself in this magnificent holy city you will instantly receive boundless joy and prosperity, never having to work another day in your life thanks to the climate that is nothing short of perfection never agin will you have to burden yourself with clothes letting your body be free and experience the utter joy and happiness the lord wishes you to have here in Caracas. The rains are gentle and invigorating and give way to a sun that will make your whole body glow and bestow upon you immortal life as the average lifespan here in Caracas is over four hundred and sixty seven point two years. There is no need for any human vices in Caracas given how god shines his sunny face upon the city, no need for material satisfaction in Caracas as you have already received everything you could possibly ever desire simply by being present in the home of the dalai lama and the sunshine and perfect temperatures of the city. Caracas is heaven, Caracas is the garden of eden and everything anyone in a mortal prison could ever dream of being freed into. B+ Ya sold me. |
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Post by AJ1013 on Mar 6, 2021 12:52:15 GMT -5
Clearly this thread has not received the attention it deserves. Caracas is the holy city, the center of all that is beautiful in the world. God makes his home here. Allah makes his home here. Jesus makes his home here. When you venture to Caracas you will be welcomed into the warm embrace of ecstacy and receive everything it is that you wish in life. Caracas has the best of everything which you can enjoy while nude and singing the praises of the almighty looking up at the beautiful and invigorating lipstick palms which you could easily use as lipstick but there is no need for lipstick due to the gentle caress of the warm humid highland tropical breeze. While frolicking in the sunshine in Caracas you will discover the true meaning of being, you will receive your energy from the perfection that surrounds you and all is right in the world. Because of how great Caracas is the country of Venezuela has shut down and pretended to be a bastion of poverty when in reality this is the work of the global jew organization because they want less people to be able to enjoy their glorious eden known as Caracas. In Caracas, if you are ever lucky enough to find yourself in this magnificent holy city you will instantly receive boundless joy and prosperity, never having to work another day in your life thanks to the climate that is nothing short of perfection never agin will you have to burden yourself with clothes letting your body be free and experience the utter joy and happiness the lord wishes you to have here in Caracas. The rains are gentle and invigorating and give way to a sun that will make your whole body glow and bestow upon you immortal life as the average lifespan here in Caracas is over four hundred and sixty seven point two years. There is no need for any human vices in Caracas given how god shines his sunny face upon the city, no need for material satisfaction in Caracas as you have already received everything you could possibly ever desire simply by being present in the home of the dalai lama and the sunshine and perfect temperatures of the city. Caracas is heaven, Caracas is the garden of eden and everything anyone in a mortal prison could ever dream of being freed into. Ya sold me. No NO NOYour real rating is A+ |
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Post by greysrigging on Mar 20, 2021 15:52:18 GMT -5
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