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Post by Beercules on Jan 29, 2023 0:54:10 GMT -5
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Post by Beercules on Nov 23, 2023 19:31:20 GMT -5
Originally posted in the SH Summer/NH Winter 2023 thread, but reposted here for prosperityToday on Fail of the Century
Forecast was 27C (already below avg), with possible SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS, yes, that exact wording straight from the mouths of the BOM Bummers.
The reality? Full overcast layer (gayer) cloud until mid-afternoon, with temps under 20C until an incredible 3.00PM, YES, 3.00 FUCKING PM. Okay, it got to 26C in the end, but by 7.00pm it was already back under 20C. A textbook example of fake heat, for the reasons you just read. As for the severe storms? Yep, a diarrhea skidmark of baby blue light rain on the radar. How enthralling.
We're not done yet though. The fucken Hay Gays recorded 33C, everywhere else well down into Vic over 30C, so par for the gaybo course really.
Fizzler derping wazzup fizzer wazzup
Here's a picture of the SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS. Look at that shit, look how INTERESTING AND LEGIT it is.
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Post by Beercules on Mar 17, 2024 3:20:54 GMT -5
A couple of tremendous BOM FAILS for the last couple of days.
Let's review shall we: Thursday was forecast to be 31C. But, full overcast the whole day, meant that the high was a mere 26C. The low was 22C however, so some slight redemption. Friday was a doozy. The morning was FUCKING FREEZING, WITH ICE COLD FUCKEN WIND, even at 10.00am it was a 18C, ARCTIC STUPIDITY. The forecast? 31C, yes 31C. The high eventually staggered to 28C, but safe to say, it was a CLASSIC DAY OF FAKE HEAT. When will they learn to stop overcooking forecasts when it is clear that any southerlies in SE Australia are POLAR, coming straight off the WORLD'S COLDEST OCEAN?  TWO consecutive fizzler fails, because you know, INTEREST MUST BE PAYED ON ANYTHING EPIC IN SE AUSTRALIA. Because, spastic bipolar SE Australia with an ice cap ocean that churns out cold fronts and southerlies more prolifically than the Chinese shit products. 
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Post by B87 on Mar 17, 2024 8:26:48 GMT -5
Over the last few months, long range forecasts have been hinting at the wet pattern eventually breaking, first in March.
Then the April forecast flipped from warm dry to cold.
Currently May is predicted to be well above average temps and dry, so that will be the trio of fizzers.
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Post by Benfxmth on Mar 26, 2024 16:58:33 GMT -5
Forecast high yesterday: 64°F under partly cloudy skies (an already below average temp)
Actuality yesterday: 59°F daily max with slate gray overcast right until mid afternoon
Forecast high today: 68°F under partly cloudy skies
Actuality today: 62°F daily max with full overcast
Keep up with the amazing forecast performance you dumb mongoloids
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Post by Crunch41 on Apr 1, 2024 12:14:17 GMT -5
Over the last few months, long range forecasts have been hinting at the wet pattern eventually breaking, first in March. Then the April forecast flipped from warm dry to cold. Currently May is predicted to be well above average temps and dry, so that will be the trio of fizzers. Just put something good at the end of the forecast to give people hope. |
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