Rate The Average Londoner's Dream London

(Inspired by José)

I know this climate is unrealistic with the sharp contrasts between Jan/Dec and the rest but this is what I believe the average Londoner would want London's climate to be like.
Overall, this climate is on average sunnier and warmer than the original London, but is colder in December and January for reasons I will get into. Rain is lower in total mm and rainy days too.

I think Londoners would still want a month to bitch about so I made January colder than average. This also has the upside of bringing in some more snow which Londoners would normally miss out on. Like the rest of the months, sunshine is much higher than normal.

February is much above normal because Londoners are tired of winter by the end of January and want February to be springlike, with much more sun obviously.

In March, April and May, temperatures continue to increase and days resemble early normal summer or even normal midsummer by the end of May.

By June, July and August, average highs are in the mid to upper 20s, so nothing too hot but warm enough for it to feel like summer. There's quite a bit of a diurnal range tho because no A/C means Londoners hate sleeping when its warm at night, its a national pastime to bitch about it in summer when we don't fall below 17C or something stupid. I've increased the record highs so that Londoners can brag that "it does actually get hot here!". I've also created a Mediterranean precipitation pattern as Londoners are jealous of Med summers but would want some rain so they don't miss out on a few thunderstorms to keep things lively.

September is basically an extension of summer because the average London citizen always wants an "Indian summer" so I gave them one.

However, by October there's a relatively sharp drop in temperature because October is when Londoners want to feel and dress autumnal-it would feel weird if it was still warm-although, some warm to hot days are thrown in every now and then for excitement.

November is slightly cooler but no chance of very warm days as it would feel weird for a Londoner. Finally, December is where you have the biggest contrast. Since we first read a Christmas Carol most Londoners have dreamed of a Victorian winter scene with deep snow lying around at Christmas. I think Londoners would sacrifice it being much colder in than normal in order to fulfil this dream. i still haven't made it too cold tho.