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Post by St. Middleway on Dec 6, 2021 10:40:23 GMT -5
These can be serious or non-serious, inspired by a thread on netweather.tv I suspect another miserable, dull shithouse year for 2022 just like 2021, which was the dullest year for decades. Of course, there is always at least one summer month that is a total dismal failure, and the year coming well above average for rainfall of course. This is my prediction for 2022 (not entirely serious of course): January: 1-6°C, 80mm, 56 hrs sun. Average, a bit wet. February: 0-4°C, 100mm, 39hrs sun. Cold, wet, gloomy. March: -3 - 3°C, 30mm, 90hrs sun. March 2013 the second. Awful backloaded winter, extremely cold, horrible. April: 3-11°C, 110mm, 110hrs sun. Cold, wet and raw, dull crappy spring month. May: 8-17°C, 22mm, 199hrs sun. Mild, sunny, and dry. The only decent month of the year. June: 9-16°C, 275mm, 65hrs sun. Cloudiest on record, very cold and extremely wet. 2012 the 2nd. July: 11-18°C, 115mm, 96hrs sun. Very dull, wet and cold. August: 12-20°C, 99mm, 135hrs sun. "Best" of summer but still cold. Even in London it gets no higher than 27 degrees (all summer). September: 10-16°C, 164mm, 120hrs sun. A cool and unpleasant month. October: 4-11°C, 75mm, 84hrs sun. Very chilly October, coldest in decades, lots of snow in the final week. November: 7-12°C, 203mm, 29hrs sun. Very mild and extremely wet. December: 2-5°C, 167mm, 10.2hrs sun. Extremely cloudy, wet and cool. In a table: Certainly looks worse than I thought. Would be the cloudiest, wettest and coldest combined year on record. Uh oh. Wouldn't surprise me these days, though.  |
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Post by Beercules on Dec 6, 2021 18:15:41 GMT -5
Jackoffuary ......... 16.1 / 31.1 .... 1 thunderstorm
Fuckuary ............ 14.6 / 30.4
Farch.................. 12.5 / 28.9
Gaypril ................ 9.6 / 24.7
Gay .................... 6.0 / 19.9
Prune ................. 3.9 / 16.9
July .................... 4.5 / 16.7
Boregust ............. 5.0 / 19.0
Septictember ....... 6.9 / 22.6
Cocktober ........... 8.8 / 25.2 .... 1 thunderstorm
Povember .......... 12.6 / 29.7 .... 2 thunderstorms
Dickcember ....... 14.1 / 29.9 .... 1 thunderstorm
I expect the 2020's bullshit to carry on, as per our gay new age climate since Jan 1, 2020
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Post by Steelernation on Dec 6, 2021 18:51:09 GMT -5
Haven’t lived here long enough to pick up on a pattern except I bet they’ll be record heat in September and February will be the coldest month. Probably an above average summer too.
What I hope for is above average snowfall, variability and storms yet with monthly averages relatively normal.
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Post by Metsfan257 on Dec 6, 2021 22:59:11 GMT -5
Carrying on with the trends. Slightly milder and variable, but not blowtorchy winter months, decent spring warmups. Warm, dry May breaks the trend of the last few years, but the dry June, hot July, and wet August all fit recent trends, as well as the generally warm/wet fall.
Month.....High/low/max/min(ºF).....Precipitation.....Snowfall.....Remarks
January...41/30/62/12..............5.1".................7.2"...........Slightly warmer and wetter than average, with a snowy spell mixed in February..45/32/63/16..............1.9".................3.5"...........Slightly warmer and much drier than average, small snowy spell
March......53/37/78/25..............4.3".................0.2"...........Slightly warmer than average, average rainfall, dusting of snow early
April........62/43/86/35..............4.2".................0.0"...........Average temperatures, average rainfall, generally stable, some warm days
May.........76/56/93/47..............2.1".................0.0"...........Warmest and driest May since 2018, warm highs, average lows June........82/65/100/52.............0.7".................0.0"..........Average temperatures, driest June since 1999 July.........90/72/103/63..............2.6"................0.0"...........Warmer than average, slightly drier than average, hottest day since 2012
August.....81/70/92/61..............7.0"................0.0"..........Cooler and much wetter than average, tropical storm hit late month September79/64/92/50..............3.9"................0.0"..........Slightly warmer than normal, otherwise average and stable October....65/52/80/36...............5.6"................0.0"..........Coolest October since 2015, wetter than normal November.57/45/71/31...............7.2"................0.0"..........Warmer and wetter than average, but unremarkable December.45/35/60/23...............4.9"................1.4"..........Average temperatures, slightly wetter than average
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Post by alex992 on Dec 6, 2021 23:27:21 GMT -5
I'm getting a feeling we'll have a backloaded winter this year, January starting out mild but finishing cold. Frigid February and March, cold early spring but warming up significantly in May. Average summer and a slightly colder than normal fall, cold start to winter.
January: 19 F / 0 F (-7.2 C / -17.8 C), 0.67" of precipitation, 8.2" of snow, highest temp: 39 F (3.9 C), lowest temp: -25 F (-31.7 C)
February: 11 F / -9 F (-11.7 C / -22.8 C), 1.35" of precipitation, 17.8" of snow, highest temp: 35 F (1.7 C), lowest temp: -32 F (-35.6 C)
March: 30 F / 10 F (-1.1 C / -12.2 C), 2.11" of precipitation, 14.7" of snow, highest temp: 52 F (11.1 C), lowest temp: -13 F (-25.0 C)
April: 52 F / 30 F (11.1 C / -1.1 C), 2.89" of precipitation, 5.7" of snow, highest temp: 76 F (24.4 C), lowest temp: 12 F (-11.1 C)
May: 67 F / 42 F (19.4 C / 5.6 C), 3.78" of precipitation, 0.2" of snow, highest temp: 89 F (31.7 C), lowest temp: 26 F (-3.3 C)
June: 78 F / 55 F (25.6 C / 12.8 C), 4.11" of precipitation, 0" of snow, highest temp: 94 F (34.4 C), lowest temp: 39 F (3.9 C)
July: 83 F / 58 F (28.3 C / 14.4 C), 3.75" of precipitation, 0" of snow, highest temp: 97 F (36.1 C), lowest temp: 47 F (8.3 C)
August: 80 F / 56 F (26.7 C / 13.3 C), 4.00" of precipitation, 0" of snow, highest temp: 94 F (34.4 C), lowest temp: 41 F (5.0 C)
September: 68 F / 44 F (20.0 C / 6.7 C), 3.11" of precipitation, 0" of snow, highest temp: 88 F (31.1 C), lowest temp: 28 F (-2.2 C)
October: 53 F / 32 F (11.7 C / 0.0 C), 2.63" of precipitation, 3.1" of snow, highest temp: 77 F (25.0 C), lowest temp: 16 F (-8.9 C)
November: 36 F / 19 F (2.2 C / -7.2 C), 1.56" of precipitation, 10.1" of snow, highest temp: 57 F (13.9 C), lowest temp: -3 F (-19.4 C)
December: 18 F / 0 F (-7.8 C / -17.8 C), 1.32" of precipitation, 14.1" of snow, highest temp: 40 F (4.4 C), lowest temp: -22 F (-30.0 C)
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Post by antares on Dec 7, 2021 0:32:43 GMT -5
No real predictions besides that summer won't be as hot as it was in 2021.
I am hoping 2022 will be wetter as well because this has been a very dry year even by Cuntbrook's standards.
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Post by jgtheone on Dec 21, 2021 22:56:16 GMT -5
Month/Min/Max/Rain/Sun
Jan: 14C/26C/52mm/250 hrs
Feb: 15C/26C/21mm/210 hrs
Mar: 14C/25C/88mm/190 hrs
Apr: 11C/20C/70mm/180 hrs
May: 8C/16C/40mm/140 hrs
Jun: 6C/14C/30mm/140 hrs
Jul: 5C/12C/75mm/85 hrs
Aug: 5C/14C/43mm/150 hrs
Sep: 6C/16C/110mm/160 hrs
Oct: 9C/19C/78mm/195 hrs
Nov: 11C/22C/56mm/240 hrs
Dec: 13C/28C/10mm/300 hrs
The gay pattern will break in mid-November next year, however early 2022 summer will be around average. There will also be a lack of any extreme temperatures until December.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2021 15:19:53 GMT -5
Month / Av max / Av min / Precip / Sun
Jan: 10c / 4c / 70mm / 40 hours
Feb: 8c / 2c / 20mm / 80 hours
Mar: 11c / 4c / 30mm / 120 hours
Apr: 16c / 7c / 10mm / 200 hours
May: 18c / 9c / 40mm / 200 hours
Jun: 22c / 12c / 30mm / 220 hours
Jul: 24c / 14c / 40mm / 190 hours
Aug: 26c / 15c / 10mm / 280 hours
Sep: 20c / 11c / 50mm / 150 hours
Oct: 15c / 10c / 100mm / 120 hours
Nov: 10c / 4c / 60mm / 70 hours
Dec: 7c / 1c / 30mm / 30 hours
About time for a good August.
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