Post by greysrigging on Sept 13, 2022 4:56:43 GMT -5
Northern and Southern Hemispheres
Simple choices climatically, Frankfurt ( 50.1*N ) and Frankston ( 38.2*S )
FRANKFURT:
FRANKSTON:
Oh and Frankston ( or as is known locally Frankghanistan ) rates highly as one of Australia's official 'shit towns' !
"Situated in Melbourne’s sphincter, Frankston is known as ‘the gateway to the Mornington Peninsula’ by people who don’t realise that any trip down the M11 is almost certain not to involve an offramp in Frankghanistan. Given the habits of Frankstoners, a more accurate slogan would be ‘the gateway to the morning-after pill’. Indeed, the suburb’s nickname Franga - also slang for condom - is extremely ironic as people who live there think using protection involves carrying knuckledusters and ‘contraception’ is the name of a Leonardo DiCaprio movie. On the other hand, Franga is an appropriate name because Frankston is also used to gather up all the gross shit you don’t want making another human being.
Frankston North (a.k.a. ‘The Pines’) is the proverbial pube in the poo stew, the part of Frankston that even Frankstoners make Frankston jokes about. The Pines boasts a bounty of rub-and-tug joints, endless traffic chicanes and roundabouts to entertain street racers, and ample outdoor spaces for students of rival high schools to engage in fights. Not far away are the nightlife hotspots of the train station (with a free hep-C screening clinic usefully located across the road) and the hospital emergency department. Amid all of the effluent is the affluent enclave of Olivers Hill where Frankston keeps its minority population of rich bastards, conveniently grouped for burglary purposes.
Despite the flesh-eating bacteria in the water, Frankston Beach is a popular social spot for shitfaced sex pests and other miscellaneous maniacs. For 11 years Frankston residents showcased their expertise at manipulating powdery substances with Australia’s biggest sandcastle competition, where locals created massive sand sculptures depicting their favourite things such as giant dongs, crack pipes and Centrelink application forms. The event was moved to a new location in 2018 after a judge was pricked by a used needle embedded in a mermaid.
Fun fact: Frankston is also famous for its series of serial killers. In fact, Frankston was named after Frank ‘the Al Fresco Murderer’ Butler, Australia’s first serial killer."
Simple choices climatically, Frankfurt ( 50.1*N ) and Frankston ( 38.2*S )
FRANKFURT:
FRANKSTON:
Oh and Frankston ( or as is known locally Frankghanistan ) rates highly as one of Australia's official 'shit towns' !
"Situated in Melbourne’s sphincter, Frankston is known as ‘the gateway to the Mornington Peninsula’ by people who don’t realise that any trip down the M11 is almost certain not to involve an offramp in Frankghanistan. Given the habits of Frankstoners, a more accurate slogan would be ‘the gateway to the morning-after pill’. Indeed, the suburb’s nickname Franga - also slang for condom - is extremely ironic as people who live there think using protection involves carrying knuckledusters and ‘contraception’ is the name of a Leonardo DiCaprio movie. On the other hand, Franga is an appropriate name because Frankston is also used to gather up all the gross shit you don’t want making another human being.
Frankston North (a.k.a. ‘The Pines’) is the proverbial pube in the poo stew, the part of Frankston that even Frankstoners make Frankston jokes about. The Pines boasts a bounty of rub-and-tug joints, endless traffic chicanes and roundabouts to entertain street racers, and ample outdoor spaces for students of rival high schools to engage in fights. Not far away are the nightlife hotspots of the train station (with a free hep-C screening clinic usefully located across the road) and the hospital emergency department. Amid all of the effluent is the affluent enclave of Olivers Hill where Frankston keeps its minority population of rich bastards, conveniently grouped for burglary purposes.
Despite the flesh-eating bacteria in the water, Frankston Beach is a popular social spot for shitfaced sex pests and other miscellaneous maniacs. For 11 years Frankston residents showcased their expertise at manipulating powdery substances with Australia’s biggest sandcastle competition, where locals created massive sand sculptures depicting their favourite things such as giant dongs, crack pipes and Centrelink application forms. The event was moved to a new location in 2018 after a judge was pricked by a used needle embedded in a mermaid.
Fun fact: Frankston is also famous for its series of serial killers. In fact, Frankston was named after Frank ‘the Al Fresco Murderer’ Butler, Australia’s first serial killer."
