Rank the months from most to least favourite

This can change a bit depending on the exact year and my mood, but overall it looks something like this:

1. July - warmest month of the year, almost the longest days, everything's green, awesome storms. Great month overall, even in crappier years it's usually decent.
2. June - mild and very comfortable, occasional nice storms, occasional bursts of proper summer warmth toward the end of the month, very green, and longest days of the year.
3. May - mild and the start of the warm season, everything comes to life and becomes green and days are starting to get really long.
4. September - mild and cooler than the summer months, the weaker sun is appreciated after the end of summer, and we get fall colors.
5. August - nice month usually but especially toward the end it's in that awkward place where summer is waning and fall is around the corner, and I'd rather just get it over with already.
6. October - chilly but still nice, some lingering fall colors. A proper fall month that would be better in late fall.
7. April - the start of the non-freezing weather, but can be very slow to get started. Everything is usually barren, ugly, and muddy and temperatures are often disappointing.
8. March - the last of the really cold months. Longer days improve the mood.
9. December - my favorite winter month. Not quite the coldest but still pretty cold, I don't mind because it fits the mood for Christmas.
10. February - the last super cold month. Days are getting noticeably longer which is nice but it's still cold.
11. January - the coldest month, almost shortest days, and we've already had a couple months of real winter weather by the time it starts. Pretty depressing.
12. November - the days are almost their shortest, we're just plunging into the cold weather and we have many months of frigid darkness ahead of us. Very depressing.

1. July—best weather, middle of the best season, vacation, hiking, fishing, easily the best month

2. June—guaranteed warmth, long days, late sunsets, there’s my summer trip to look forward to and the whole summer is ahead of me

3. December—one word: CHRISTMAS. Also I’m done with fall and the fresh snow is very pretty.

4. August—still very nice weather, sometimes still traveling, can do summer activities but it’s also depressing as it means summer is coming to an end

5. May—beautiful spring bloom and leaf out, starting to get nice weather, thunderstorms, summer isn’t far off and the days are getting nice and long

6. November—thanksgiving, football, first snows, beginning of Christmas season at the very end

7. October—birthday month, middle of football season, can be pretty fall colors

8. January—lots of variability, still interested in winter but days are getting longer, playoffs

9. April—spring is finally here, spring flowers are coming out, longer days, can be cold and rainy though 

10. March—shitty month, I’m done with winter but it always sticks around, at least there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and there’s March Madness which saves the month 

11. September—most depressing month, trees start turning brown, summer is ending, days are short, no more trips for awhile, 

12. February—I fucking hate February, it’s the shortest month but feels like the longest, I’m sick of cold and snow now but there’s no end in sight, football is over, Christmas season is long gone but summer is still way too far away and it’s often even colder than January.

1. July
2. August
3. June
4. September
5. May
6. April
7. March
8. October
9. February
10. December
11. November
12. January

With my climate preferences gradually changing over the recent couple of years, I've liked Perth more and more. Like it's probably an A climate and close to an A+ these days, so I don't really hate any of the months anymore (used to hate August and September)

Best
1) February - overall the hottest month, it still has a seabreeze but it doesn't completely dent the afternoon heat like it does from September-December. Also by late summer it can be quite humid half of the days and it's a pretty stable month.
2) January - similar reasons to February, a bit more variable.
3) March - it's especially great in the first half with very stable patterns most years (first week or two being low 30s and sunny) before some cooler spells can develop later; it's also warmer than December
4) December - the sunniest and driest month, but also pretty affected by the seabreeze which can produce some pretty cool days in early to mid December; but past the 15th it's basically guarenteed excellent weather.
5) November - long days and it's the start and generally reliably warm weather, yeah there's a big mix of weather and some months can be entirely dominated by the seabreeze; but most of the time it's pretty great.
6) October - the first actual warming month after winter, a good mix of sun and rain with minimal cloud. Also probably our most variable month.
7) April - quite a nice month, it's very stable with days in the mid 20s and nights in the low-mid 10s. Enough warmth but the days are fairly short and the sun angle is noticeably weaker.
8) May - wet Mays are very good and interesting after summer and early autumn, dry May's albiet sunny and pleasant can be a bit boring.
9) June - pretty good, usually has the first big storms and fronts of the year.
10) July - wet, variable (conditions-wise) and can see the coldest days; also I'm not too sick of winter until late July so it's still a pretty good month.
11) August - the start of variable temperatures (if i'm lucky), also the start of noticeably stronger sun angles; overall it's still cold and wet.
12) September - the last couple of Septembers have been quite warm so I've been fine with them. Generally they're just no real improvement on August and only serve as a 4th month of winter with much longer sun hours and a lot less rainfall.

Above is for Miami. I’ll do Tucson now.

1. December: Coldest month of the year and first month of winter. Good chance for snow and lows in the 20’s in the latter half of the month

2. January: Second coldest month, chance of snow, cold temps, and storm systems in good years

3. February: Third coldest month, sad that winter is drawing to the close. Seemingly the most variable month of the year with a mix of winter storms, sub-10C highs, occasional snow, and 80F+ days

4. November: Usually the first true winter storm with mountain snow, also usually has the first freeze of the year and pretty fall colors late in the month

5. March: Spring! Variable year to year, can have cold temps and winter storms but also extended 80F+ and sunny spells

6. October: First month with truly cool nights, has the potential for mild pacific storms and hurricane impacts, usually pleasant and sunny

7. April: Boring but pleasant with highs around 80F and lows around 50F. Off chance of epic late season snow such as in 1976 and 1999.

8. September: Can tell Fall is coming, cooler nights with a mix of classic sunny warm early fall weather, monsoons, hot days, and occasional tropical systems

9. August: Less hot than July with frequent monsoon storms

10. May: Dry as a bone but not miserably hot. 90/60 is the norm with endless sunshine

11. July: Hot as hell with monsoon storms.

12: June: NO. Disgusting. Scorching hot and bone dry with endless sun.

1. September (comfortable, sunny, and rarely any much rainfall)
2. October (as above but can be prone to crazy thunderstorms)
3. August (like September, but can get too windy)

(not much opinion on others)

10: June (days are short, prone to some east coast lows)
11: February (very wet and humid, disgusting month)
12: March (prone to grotesque flood events and weeks end with no sun, worst month of the year by far)

I'll make another post for New Bern

1. July: The warmest month on average, with cooling T-storms to bring relief from the heat, and the heatwaves that do occur, can being epic heat index values.
2. June: Cooler and drier than July on average, but can get plenty hot at times with nicely long days.
3. August: The least windy month on average. Still reliably warm and summery, but this is where the Atlantic hurricane season ramps up, and heatwave/T-storm quality decreases from June/July and solar angles begin to get noticeably lower (bad).
4. May: A mix of cool, dry days and warmer, more summery days and that's usually where the first >=90°F highs occur. More often than not feels summery towards the end of the month.
5. April: The windiest month on average. As springlike as it gets, alternating between warm, dry days with highs in the 70s/80s and cooler, wetter days mixed in, but quite sunny overall.
6. September: Still warm and summery in the beginning, with the hurricane season peaking that time. Except in the warmest Septembers, would get shots of cool, fall like weather by the end of the month.
7. October: Still fairly comfortable the majority of time, but the first cold nights with lows in the 30s/40s occur by this time. This is where fall foliage begins to appear.
8. March: Winter loses its grip, with warm weather more often than not towards the end.
9. February: This is where temps begin to warm up, and solar angles become noticeably higher than in Dec/Jan.
10. November: Can occasionally get warmth, but this is where you get the first taste of winter. Peak fall foliage occurs in the first half of the month.
11. January: Saved from the bottom rank (but close to Dickcember) because that's where average temps stop falling, and solar angles begin to go up again. The coldest month.
12. December: Temps still going down, and the sun is at its weakest. You're furthest away from warmer temps. 

This only factors in the weather, and doesn't take into consideration other factors (e.g. Christmas, New Year's and the holiday season).

1- July: Coldest and driest month, highest chance of snow.

2- June: Longest nights and getting colder. Slightly warmer than July

3- May: Dry and sunny days with high diurnal temperature ranges. Thunderstorms become less common.

4- August: Getting wetter and warmer but temperatures are still cool

5- April: Mild and moderately dry weather

6- March: Warm weather with moderate rainfall

7 - September: Dull weather but comfortable temperatures

8- December: Hot and rainy but Christmas time makes up for it

9- October: Thunderstorms start to happen again after they stopped happening in May/June

10- February: Hot and stormy, but getting better

11- November: Warm and stormy weather

12- January: Apocalyptic thunderstorms and scorching heat.

Month and Description:

JANUARY - Fanbloodytastic, monsoon in full swing, about 25 wet days out of 31. So cloudy one has to turn on the hot water booster.
FEBRUARY - Mostly fanbloodytastic monsoonal month, although during a 'break' period can be shithously 'build up' like.
MARCH - Still monsoonal, but transitioning into knock 'em down' storms season, still pretty good.
APRIL - Transitions between pretty good and pretty shithouse re heat and humidity, countryside still lush and green.
MAY - Sorta ok, early in the month is still hot, but the signs are all there re the dry season, sunny days, the first sub 20c mins.
JUNE - Fanbloodytasic, the dry season, not a cloud in the sky, 20c/32c sunny days, low dp's and humidity, welcome change from the heat.
JULY - Excellent ! peak dry season, locals bring out hoodies and ugg boots as temps dip to 15c-19c mins and 28c-32c maxs.
AUGUST - An ok month, but the countryside looks as dry as a dead dingos donger; locals start perusing the models for the first storms...
SEPTEMBER - Sorta ok, but often hot, dry and windy with extreme fire danger, suburbs look like the Simpson Desert, not a blade of green grass.
OCTOBER - the first official COAM ( of a month ) extreme heat , humidity, DP's, mango madness season, people going 'troppo'. First storms.
NOVEMBER - Another grade 'A' COAM; worse than Oct. Except the build up storms are really ramping up. Grass staring to grow again, life renewed.
DECEMBER - first half to 3 weeks of Dec is shithously oppressive, then around Xmas Day the Monsoon breaks....fanbloodrtastic again !!!

So 4 excellent months, 4 hmmm ok months, 2 hmmm a bit shithouse months, 2 fair dinkum really shithouse months.