Imagine finally having summer break only for it to rain every second day LMAO
This! Could not have said it better myself!
Metsfan's 10 Commandments for why wet summers Fucking Suck and why wet winters are Amazing!
1. Summer is for being outdoors, and rain ruins those activities
a. Ever had to cancel a hiking trip, baseball game, or day at the beach/pool due to summer rain?
b. Ever had to cancel a whole vacation (and lose $$$ in the process) due to a hurricane?
2. Warm rain is uncomfortable as fuck
3. High humidity is uncomfortable as fuck
4. Mosquitos are uncomfortable as fuck
5. Wet summers are bad for the economy, as they destroy the tourism industry and deprive millions of jobs
a. Do you ever hear of anyone jetting off in summer to the beaches and sunshine of Tianjin, Darwin, Tokyo, or Hong Kong? NO!
b. I do hear of people jetting off to the beaches of Greece, Italy, SoCal, and Perth however!
c. Areas with wet summers have on average lower GDP per capita and lower life expectancy than Mediterranean climates
6. Wet summers are known to produce highly oppressive and terrible societies
a. Totalitarian dicktatorships are common in places with wet summers, China and Cuba for example
b. Most of Africa has wet summers, and is poor, while the part that does not is more developed
c. On average, countries with wet summers score lower in democracy index
7. Europe is the prime example of the superiority of Mediterranean climates, and inferiority of dry winters/wet summers
a. Méditérranique Greece is the birthplace of democracy, while monsoonal Russia breeds dicktatorship and war
b. Western Europe, with its dry summers and wet winters, is rich and free
c. Eastern Europe, with its relatively wet summers, is relatively poor and unfree
8. Mediterranean climates breed life, while wet summers breed depression
a. People live much longer in Mediterranean climates, like Spain, Italy, and Greece
b. People get depressed, offing themselves and drinking to death in wet summers like Japan, Korea, and Russia
c. People are fatter in wet summer zones, just compare the US South and Midwest to the US West Coast
d. Wondering why? Well, it's tough to work out outside when it's raining or unbearably humid
9. Winters should be lush and green, while the grass should go golden brown in summer
10. Especially in cold winter climates, wet summers are a waste of the only comfortable season. This is SINFUL!