Stupid shit people say about the weather

Heard this one multiple times:

"Hey where's the sunscreen, the sun is strong I need it" or "Yeah give me that tanning cream I wanna get tanned", meanwhile it's like 6 pm and UV is about 2.
You won't get a tan and neither will you get burned (assuming you are not a vampire).

That map deserves a thread of its own: Here are some silly anomalies:
1.Kerguelen Islands being temperate with nothing but grass, dirt, rock, snow and ice
2.Northernmost tip of the Antarctic Peninsula is temperate when it snow covered for like 9 months
3.What's the difference between subequatorial and equatorial?

Weather follows state lines.
Florida is always hot.
Arizona is always hot.
Alaska is always cold.
Cold winds from Nevada, hot UHI winds, and whatever the hell else Lommaren said.

Winter in Wisconsin lasts 3/4 of the year.
Florida has no seasons, it's just hot year-round.
The seasons are getting later; October is the new September and so on.

Anything about "90 F and 90% humidity".
Heat index and wind chill being passed off as the actual temperature; it hits -50 F regularly here in winter and 110 F in summer...
It was 98 F when I was in (insert location); therefore, the climate there is really hot!

"It's the coldest ever!" when we have a seasonable day after a long warmer-than-normal stretch.
It used to hit -30 F for weeks on end every winter when I was kid, and the snow went up to my ears!
With climate change, we'll have the current climate of Phoenix in 100 years!
It was 32 F on this date in 2003, and 57 F on this date in 2023. Irrefutable proof of climate change!

Fellow Wisconsin natives whining about very benign and very normal temperatures. 50 F is excruciatingly cold, and 75 F is excruciatingly hot.
People with zero sense of relativity (especially when combined with an exaggeration). "Oh it's 0 F in Dallas? Big deal; that happens all the time in June here in Minnesota!"

"What measures would you take to combat extreme heat"? 


Play tennis in Melbourne. 










fuck you mainstream media 🖕

tommyFL people that use "snow drought" it's almost a dead giveaway from this shitty expression that they're a deluded polar foamer living in the coastal northeast US, where maybe 5% of annual precipitation falls in the form of snow.

Snow drought is a real thing in the west where most water comes from snowpack in the mountains. Dumb term for people in the east to use though I agree.