Pick your poison: Kuwait City vs Quibdó

Quibdo, completely inoffensive climate as opposed to literal hell that is Kuwait

Kuwait, because half the year there is comfortable. That's infinitely more time than in Quibdó, as warm rain is very uncomfortable.

Completely inoffensive until you get bitten by a 3 foot wide spider and gang raped by a group of gorillas. That is, if you don’t die of Malaria first.

Kuwait City is better in every way except summer temperatures. For start, it has 5 comfortable months as opposed to Quibdo’s 0. There’s no chance of getting bitten by a spider there because it’s all open desert and you can easily spot a spider approaching, while in Quibdo, a 3 foot wide venomous spider might fell from a tree right on your head, you know what happens next? You die a from the venom after agonizing for hours and hours. You know what else lives in jungles? Gorillas. They are like humans but twice as big, they can rip your head off your neck after molesting you. An average gorilla weights 160kg and they are pure muscle, not even a strongman has a chance of defeating a gorilla in a fight, unless he has a ranged weapon.

Do you know what else lives in jungles? Panthers, they are huge and capable of killing gorillas, so imagine how easily they can kill a human. Do you know what else can kill you? The fucking water. A single sip from a river and you’ll get thousands of different viruses, parasites and bacteria. You’ll die a very painful death, and that’s not even the worst because the fucking ground can kill you too. If small wound in your toe touches the ground you’ll get Cholera, Tetanus, Malaria, Ebola and countless diseases, which will obviously kill you.

Even the fucking people can kill you there. Jungles are the only places on Earth where cannibalism still exist because agriculture is not possible in those places so they either eat grass and leaves (low nutritional value), hunt an animal or eat an enemy tribe. Imagine a first worlder like you ending up in the jungle and getting caught by a cannibal tribe?

Living in Quibdo? No thanks, I’d rather live in the South Pole, the Sahara Desert or even Mars rather than Quibdo. Even ice age Europe used to be a better place to live than Quibdo, even climatically, geographically, culturally and socially. At least cro magnons weren’t cannibals and at least I wouldn’t die from a spider bite in ice age Europe.

Real life is not a Tarzan movie. If you end up lost in the jungle you’ll be dead in less than a month. Even in there city of Quibdo you would still die because a sadistic cartel member will shove a snake down your throat and boil you alive. If the cartel doesn’t get you, then you’ll likely die of hunger or Malaria.

And for the last time, humans didn’t originate in jungles, they originated in the Ethiopian Savanna. In fact, humans started settling in the Sahara desert before living in the Congo Rainforest. Says a lot about how even the Sahara Desert is more hospitable for human inhabitation than a jungle. Cro magnons also lived longer than Jungle Africans despite living in a tundra.

Walking in 48°C - 50°C isn't comfortable either.

In the occasional day where it drops to 38-40°C, the humidity will be higher than anything possible in a rainforest. The highest dew points in the world are not found in rainforests, they are found in coastal deserts near inland seas like Persian Gulf and Red Sea.

He's full of shit/basing opinions from stereotypes as per usual, there aren't any native gorillas anywhere in South America.

The whole Gulf region gets a mix of humid and dry heat. In Kuwait, dry heat is more common but in late summer it's all humid heat. In the Southern Gulf region, humid heat predominates and dry heat is restricted to early summer.

Kuwait

Kuwait, at least there are a few comfortable months