2018 Spring Discussion Thread (Northern Hemisphere)

Nor'easter #3 coming soon:

Nor'easter number 3 expected to only brush the area with minor snow accumulations. Still enough to potentially cause some challenges on the roads.

Got into the mid-80's today after a low of 68F this morning. Will be keeping a close eye on potential severe weather tomorrow

More snow in the forecast, and still no 60s or 70s in sight. In fact our daytime temps for the next 10 days are on par with Minneapolis.

What a nice March this is turning out to be, one of the benefits of a coastal lag.

Forecast looks like January. March sucks.

More snow tonight into tomorrow, but at least I’ll get a snow day and the spring sunshine will quickly obliterate whatever falls.

If there could be an even colder month between January and February, that's what our March forecast looks like from next weekend 

Well, just when a few 40s were shown in the forecast yesterday with one day at 50, now is showing ONE DAY at just 43 (6 C). And after that, RIGHT BACK DOWN TO FUCKING 30-35 degree highs and more SNOW AND CLOUDS. And before the cold days were around 35, now they’re DOWNGRADED TO 28-33 . WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A BREAK? These are TEN DAY forecasts I’m looking at, so this JANUARY..I mean March...WILL NOT GET HIGHER THAN 43 in the first TWENTY FUCKEN ONE DAYS AND LIKELY MORE . Our AVERAGE high for March is 43 . And I doubt we get an overshoot, if anything that one pitiful day gets downgraded and doesn’t even hit 40. I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS BORING ASS COLD SHIT WEATHER THAT NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!! I understand some people want cold weather, and in summer, winter and fall I totally understand but it PISSES ME OFF when everyone is still cold foaming in March YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR WINTER. MARCH SHOHLD NOT BE A WINTER MONTH BUT HERE WE ARE FOR THE 5th TIME IN FUCKING 6 YEARS WITH A BELOW AVERAGE “MARCH”   Coldies get ready, your dicks are gonna be sore from all the wanking you’re gonna be doing as we get ANOTHER GODDAMN WEEK OF FUCKING 33 AND SNOW IN A “SPRING MONTH”. KILL ME NOW!! This is officially the WORST MONTH EVER . At least February 2015 was interesting and March 2014 and 2015 had some variability not just mind numbingly boring, unpleasant, useless, shitty weather for almost the WHOLE FUCKING MONTH. WHATEVER WEATHER PATTERN WE HAVE NOW DESERVES TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS EVERY FUCKING DAY WHILE GETTING BEATEN, STABBED, BURNED, and whatever torture there is.

FUCK ME DEAD!!!!! 

One more thing: RENAME THIS THE WINTER 2017-2018 THREAD BECAUSE THIS IS NOT FUCKING SPRING 

You sound like me back in late November and early December when we were struggling to go below 65-70 F even at night. Fucking pathetic.

Exactly the same here in September/October, except y'all actually have a chance at mild weather in March and April. For September and the first half of October, the chances of a cold front is practically zero. Always annoying when it's been hot for 5-6 months and there's zero chance of cool weather on the horizon.

I get you though. I can see how March and April are frustrating if you want it consistently mild/warm.


Noticeably drier here now, dew point has dropped from 73 F to 60 F in the past two hours. Current temp 73 F right now as opposed to 81 F before the front.