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Post by jgtheone on Nov 16, 2023 20:20:18 GMT -5
India vs Australia in the final. I think India will win comfortably, they have been a class above all tournament but I would love nothing more than to see the ICC's darlings choke.
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Post by jgtheone on Nov 16, 2023 20:20:56 GMT -5
Yeah I am thinking the final will be India vs South Africa, UNLESS we face South Africa in the semis. If that happens then they are basically guaranteed to choke against us.I'm pretty impressed with Afghanistan too. Netherlands have been alright as well. England... yeah Real |
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Post by Strewthless on Nov 19, 2023 11:16:40 GMT -5
Internet's down in India.
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Post by jgtheone on Nov 19, 2023 20:33:24 GMT -5
What a win by Australia. Sublime bowling performance and Travis Head played one of the great all time ODI innings. The ICC could do nothing to stop it. I still remember when Travis Head was getting shit on by the public for not performing, they must have egg on their faces now (though he's been a gun for like 3 years at this point) Internet's down in India. Classic Razza comment. Right on time too lol |
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Post by Strewthless on Nov 20, 2023 9:53:09 GMT -5
Making comparisons with football, Australia are like the cricketing equivalent of Germany. You write them off at your peril.
England are like the cricketing equivalent of England...
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Post by jgtheone on Nov 20, 2023 22:36:51 GMT -5
This here was the moment our fortunes changed. After losing our first two games of the tournament convincingly, we were on the back foot even against Sri Lanka. Warner took a good catch in the deep to help dismiss Nissanka off this delivery pictured below, which sparked a collapse to bowl out Sri Lanka for 209. The rest, as they say, is history.  |
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Post by Strewthless on Jan 28, 2024 12:14:36 GMT -5
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Post by jgtheone on Jan 28, 2024 18:32:40 GMT -5
Get ready for the most fucked dustbowls you've ever seen in your life
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Post by greysrigging on Feb 28, 2024 23:20:58 GMT -5
The Kiwis have done pretty well having the Aussies at 6/205
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Post by jgtheone on Feb 29, 2024 2:09:01 GMT -5
The Kiwis have done pretty well having the Aussies at 6/205 Cameron Green my beloved |
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Post by greysrigging on Feb 29, 2024 21:24:09 GMT -5
Kiwis are fucked now... 4 wickets down. Shit no, 5 wickets for 29 !
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Post by greysrigging on Mar 2, 2024 22:19:33 GMT -5
Well. the Test in Wellington finished as expected.... but the Aussies have a few issues with their batting line up methinks....
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Post by jgtheone on Mar 2, 2024 23:31:12 GMT -5
Well. the Test in Wellington finished as expected.... but the Aussies have a few issues with their batting line up methinks.... It really sucks that like 4 of our top 6 are out of form. """on paper""" we'd smash anyone but it's a very unfortunate problem to have. |
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Post by Moron on Mar 5, 2024 0:59:04 GMT -5
Pulled up my old cricket stats from age 10 to 13. Truly a modern great.  |
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Post by Moron on Mar 5, 2024 1:08:57 GMT -5
Better bowling average than Patty Cummings
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Post by jgtheone on Mar 5, 2024 1:29:42 GMT -5
Better bowling average than Patty Cummings I thought his was like 21 but its ballooned out a bit, there you go. I assume you were a pace bowler given your height? |
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Post by Moron on Mar 5, 2024 1:30:36 GMT -5
I bowl slow loopy wronguns at like 2km/h.
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Post by jgtheone on Mar 5, 2024 1:31:35 GMT -5
Deceiving them in the flight. You'd get extra bounce too
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Post by Moron on Mar 12, 2024 19:00:11 GMT -5
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Cummins. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Cummins. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
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Post by southathens on Mar 18, 2024 23:07:26 GMT -5
Cricket... Only Pakistan/India and the down unders know what its about.
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